Springtime for us means flowers. But it’s not just about flowers.. it’s about love! Lizard Love.
Lizards “spring” out of their unknown nasty hideouts after a relaxing hibernation. Lizard boys wanting to meet lizard girls for some springtime fun! Walls become their favorite hangout. From there, they look down upon you… and speak in lizard language:
“Hey two-foot! who you saying EEK to? Say eek if you can climb this wall like Mee he he.”
“Eek!” n “Eww” was not all I did! I “Shu-ed” it too. Once, tried drowning it and it eventually slipped down the drain (it was a tough battle! The lizard was a swimming champ!) And if I was very Very brave (ignore my cringing) I’d spray insecticide into its eyes! But ever since last time, when it jumped back at me, I’ve stopped using this technique. (Crreepsss!)
But this time I smashed it! yess.. I did it. But don’t hate me yet, I only stumbled upon squashing it. It was probably having a snooze along the side of the window when I came out running to look at the mess the cat had made. Annoyed, what could I do? The cat had left, the mess was there. I could only slam the window next to me to express my displeasure. And I slammed the window shut!
Next morning a limp lizard tail was found hanging by the window….